Just an average day… (seventh gif)

Just cracking up randomly as I walk down the street. You know, normal people stuff.

OMFG IT’S THE TAR- *brain asplodes*

The Doctor approaches you.. (fifth gif)

Very angrily.

and you know he wants you to come along, cause he’s looking at you like… (fourteenth gif)

“I’m taking this pitiful homonculus all across space and time and it doesn’t even matter she’s a troll because I’m that amazing.”

So you hop aboard the TARDIS and start your adventure, you begin by… (eighth gif)

Tasing my enemies.

You arrive on an unfamilar planet, filled with being that look like… (twentieth gif)

Doctor, we’re staying. No, I don’t care that you’re like the last steward of all time and space.

…and you suddenly realise you forgot your… (second gif)

No, that’s fine. I don’t mind I left a pound of adipose tissue at my house.

Time to save the Doctor! The aliens hold him captive for the crime of… (twenty-third gif)

Scaring horses into the sea? I’d have arrested him too.

You defeat the renegade aliens by… (tenth gif)

Merely existing, because this homonculus is that awesome.

…and the Doctor rewards you by… (twenty-ninth gif)

Making coffee while being generally unimpressed. Too bad I don’t like coffee Thank you, Doctor.

…and so you’re dropped off at home. The Doctor says you can’t be his companion because… (first gif)

…yeah…IDEK.

…but you hope he’ll be back again some time. (fifteenth gif)

While projecting an air of utter unbovveredness.